Colbert on Gay Marriage.
I can't believe the stuff they get away on FOX news. Dan Henninger can go to hell. How can someone be so stupid?
Gigot: Winners and losers, picks and pans, "Hits and Misses." It's our way of calling attention to the best and the worst of the week. Item one, plenty of women may think they married a snake. This one actually did, Dan.
Henninger: Yeah. This is a footnote to our gay-marriage discussion. A woman in India last week married a snake. And it was done at a traditional Hindu ceremony attended by 2,000 people. Now, I would like to ask the proponents of gay marriage, which after all violates traditions going back through all of human history, to now absolutely positively guarantee that the next movement is not going to be allowing people to marry their pet horse, dog or cat. And you know what? Given the anything-goes culture we live in, I don't think they can deliver that guarantee.
Gigot: Send those cards and letters. All right, thanks, Dan. Next, a female golf phenom fails in her bid to play with the big boys. Jason?
WHAT IS GOING ON? Are they mad?